Differences…

It is a widely known fact that people differ from one another. For instance, many people like this:

A lot of people feel that driving a brightly coloured car with ridiculous neons that makes Genting Highland look shy in comparison, exhaust pipes where you could easily fit in a watermelon, making a racket a half deaf 236 year old man could hear 400 miles away is what makes them cool, part of the ‘in’ crowd. Yob is more like it. ( Yob / Yobbo : British slang for what we locally call such people as ah bengs) Yobbish behaviour like this give the true automophiles a bad name. Instead of observing the quiet, dignified looks and the purity of old Mark II Jaguars, Aston Martin DB5’s, Lotus 7’s; we have people making beelines to the brightest and loudest japanese box. Conversations about cars used to be about the purity of the lines, how smooth the V8 sounds, the feel of the steering and how good body control is instead replaced by half baked technical talks about who has the highest amount of boost from the turbos and how fast the car reaches 4000km/h or how many million watts their sound systems are producing.

They say a man’s car is an extension to his private parts. So is it safe to say that those people driving green Nissan Skylines with blue neon lights underneath have green, neon lid penises making loud noises when they’re in bed?

I for one aren’t fond of brightly lid turbocharged japanese econoboxes with 747 wings strapped on the bonnet. Prefering the purity of British light weight sports cars or unassuming road rockets by the Germans or the ability of pure downright drama of Italian cars. Cars built for a reason, where engineering and passion was not spared. Cars that had soul and purity. Cars such as the BMW M5.

Quiet, dignified and having the ability to snap your neck into two with a simple flex of your right foot at your command. The M5 is one of Germany’s finest example automotive engineering, an epic engine with bottomless reserves of power, the finest handling, superb six-speed proper manual gearbox, fabulous brakes all dressed in a dignified, unassuming dress. Its like having Jet Li in a proper suit, cuffs, expensive watch..what not and yet when he wants to, he could kick you back to the dinosaur age.

Same goes with taste in fashion. I find many the locals here prefer to look like this:

or this:

And I for one think that its silly and prefer to look like this:

or this:

Most people will take my liking as primitive and unfashionable. Well I beg to differ really. I feel that personally advertising yourself with stupid clothing and stupid hairstyle rather uncultured really. Same goes with music as well. I prefer music that was written and sung with passion rather than manufactured just for sake of making a profit, that lot of so called artist Simon Cowell spits out. So naturally I do not like what’s played on public Chinese radio stations.

At times I do feel that much of the people here are rather uncultured and uncivilized. Lacking in humour. Belittling the bigger picture and concentrating in the little nuances of life. Such is trouble I have to go through on a daily basis. Life here lacks passion. Living is just for the sake of living. Materials becomes their passion. Life becomes and endless cycle to attain more worldly possessions and in process the finer things in life are forgotten. Pity really.

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Piracy at its best

The best thing about living in a developing nation is the rampant levels of piracy of nearly everything that’s on the market, which means basement prices for ‘branded’ products. Naturally you get what you paid for, so don’t be surprised if that Louis Vuitton wallet would fall apart in matter of days.

Today I discovered piracy is now at another level altogether. While hanging out in Kenyalang Park with my mates Khairol, Nigel and Norman, we went around the stalls and I found this:

Star Sports branded socks!!! The pirates must have met up one day and the conversation went:

Ah beng 1: “Aiya… sii loo (die loo) everything also got… adidas la… LV la.. verchache la (versace)… what to kopi liao??? (copy)”

Ah beng 2: “Yalor… no bland (brand) to kopi bor.. ann chua chor hor? (What are we suppose to do?)”

Ah beng 3: “Aiya!! diam la…. (Shut up la)… limpeh want to kua kiu (watch football) ok or not… ninabeh!”

Ah beng 1 look at Ah beng 2…

Ah beng 1: “Sui la (Nice!)… we make stocking! Star Sport brand… sui bor? (Nice or not?)”

Ah beng 2: “Sui lor! (Damn Nice!)… Like that la…! Hahaha Limpeh no need to become loan shark liao!”

Ah beng 3: “Aiya lu lang suka la (Up to you guys)…! I help market at Kenyalang later!”

And there we have it, Star Sports branded socks! Proudly made in Malaysia! Comfortable & Durable! Long live piracy!

Then onwards to the next few stalls and what do we have here?

Mysterious Gift. Wonder what is that? So naturally I turned over to read the instructions, meaning to find clues to what this “mysterious gift” is.

Extrude water bag from the package with hand, put the place you like, step on it forcibly with feet after toy’s bag is bursted, then lots of emulated stool (!) that are olid and dirty will fly here and there.

    It makes every friend who sees it want to vomit.

I presume its a stink bomb? Or emulated stool bomb? Engrish from China… memang terror!

“Are you happy after you punished your friends?” - Wow… talk about after sales service! They actually ask you how you feel after you spray fake stinky shit all over friends who naturally becomes an angry mob chasing after your pranking ass…

And my favourite?

“The product supplies between friends to make happiness and amusement, please don’t use it in public”

First they ask you whether you’re happy after getting fake shit all over your friends (And get beaten up in the process) now they dont want you to use it in public? Where am I suppose to use this thing then???

RM2.50 for a crash course in China english lessons, a good laugh, a trip to the hospital, great after sales service and last but not least a public service announcement! What great value!

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